Gran Turismo Island (Season 1)/Episode 1 (Transcript)

The beginning
(Flashback to BMW and Elise.)
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Yeah, I know, he was so surprised.
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Really?
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Oh, for sure! I mean, it wasn't very big, just a little bug, but Z4 went crazy!
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): OMG, Z4 is really afraid of bugs!
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Well, yeah. Z4 thinks he's so fabulous! Like the time she asked Elise if she was beautiful...

(Z4 kicks Elise.)
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Elise, don't you think I look beautiful?
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): Umm, no?

(Flashback ends.)

(Elise grabs Golf IV and starts hugging him)
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): Oh, oh! I remember that! I am so gonna get revenge on him! I cannot believe how he thinks we will be him servants! I'm so glad you guys are my friends, though. Really! Golf IV likes me too. Right, Golf IV? Riiiiight?

(Golf IV pops.)
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Uh, yeah?
 * MINI Cooper S (2005) & Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): No! Elise, STOP!

Golf IV Recovery Center
(Camera pan, revealing Brera holding C3.)
 * Golf TV gets recovered in the Golf IV Recovery Center and nearly gets stabbed by C3.
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): C3, you nearly popped me!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Oh, it's not my fault.

(C3 kicks Brera, sending C3 flying.)
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): It's that stupid Brera here. It's her fault!

(Brera grabs ST from off-screen and throws her at Golf IV. Golf IV ducks to dodge ST.)
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Fine! I'll get ST.

(Camera pan to reveal RSX.)
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): Help!
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Yikes! What was that for?!
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Hey! I'm just in the mood to hurt someone!

(Brera kicks RSX.)
 * Acura RSX Type-S (2005): Ahh... ahh... AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!


 * Acura RSX Type-S (2005): (screams)

Enjoying life
(RSX lands near Integra, then CC picks RSX up.)

(RSX moves towards Integra with love hearts floating around him.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): RSX, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!

(Integra angrily kicks RSX in full force.)
 * Acura RSX Type-S (2005): Awww... Aiyeee...

(The camera closes up on TT Coupe's mouth.)
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006): Integra, calm down! Kicking RSX could severely injure Brera.

(RSX passes Clio who is hang gliding, and then hits MGF. A piece falls off him and he screams in fear. Atenza and 147 are overhearing this, and they cringe and cover their ears.)
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006): She is balsa.


 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): I can't believe what a scaredy-cat RSX is. He's Uncool. 147, you're cool.
 * Alfa Romeo 147 TI 2.0 (2006): So are you, Atenza.

Gliding accident
(Clio hits a mountain while gliding, and crashes on the top.)

(Clio walks down the mountain, where he finds MGF.)
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): Oof!

(Clio shakes MGF.)
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): Woah! MGF! Wake up!

(Clio sighs and throws MGF.)
 * MG MGF 1.8i (1997): Wha? Hi, Clio!

(NSX's fall hits TT Coupe)
 * MG MGF 1.8i (1997): Whee! Oof!

(Delta is squishing up and down with C4 and 207 standing on top of him.)
 * MG MGF 1.8i (1997): Hi, TT Coupe, my good ol' friend.

(207 slaps C4.)
 * Citroen C4 Coupe (2004): 207! You're so dumb!

(207 slaps C4 7 times)
 * Citroen C4 Coupe (2004): Hey!
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Oh my god, C4! You're so easy to slap!


 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): C4! 207! Stop fighting! And Spongy, taking back, you're bouncy!
 * Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evoluzione (1991): Sorry.

The show's introduction
(CC, Swift Sport, Golf IV and C3 stare at Cooper S.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Isn't Golf V bossy?
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): I know! She is like a bossy-bot.

(CC, Swift Sport, Golf IV and C3 are still staring at Cooper S.)
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Uhh, you know, a bossy robot?

(Scene cuts a white screen with Golf V and Z3)
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Well, a robot that was built to be its bossiest! I'd do anything to get away from her...

(RSX shows up)
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): ... or Z3...

(Delta shows up and knocks the other contestants away. Cut back to Goiky.)
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): ... or RSX...

(The Zonda R falls from the sky and knocks over Atenza, Probably from his UFO)
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): ... or Detla!

(Images for each of the things mentioned above are shown)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Well, then you're in luck.
 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): Uhhh, how?
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called Gran Turismo Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants,...

(Cooper S, Brera and Golf IV are shown running through, but RSX slams into Dream Island's just closed metal door)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): ... and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.

(The GTI intro plays)
 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): So, umm, how much will it cost?
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called Gran Turismo Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants,...
 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): Then I'll take it!
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.
 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Neither would they. So we must settle this with a contest.

The contest
(Contestants are released from tubes onto a balance bar.)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): So, yes. Whoever stays on the bar the longest wins.

(Brera is 'asleep'.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Let's help each other!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Yeah!

(Delta falls off the bar)
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Brera! Wake up! What are you doing?

(Z4 pushes RSX, Atenza, and TT Coupe off the bar)
 * Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evoluzione (1991): Uh-oh?
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Out of my way!

(Z4 pushes C4, Golf V, ST and CC off the bar, but Leafy managed to hang onto it.)
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): I need my space!

(C3 catches and saves CC with a "Snatch!" sound effect)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Help me C3!


 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Thanks!

Forming an alliance
(Elise slides towards the recently formed alliance, knocking 147 off the bar)
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Let's form an alliance!
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): That would do no harm!
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Let's do it!
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): What? An alliance? I've got to join! Coming through!

(Elise slams Cooper S, SWIFT Sport, Golf IV, Cilo and herself off the bar)
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): Sorry Pen! Hey guys, can I be part-


 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): No!

207's mistake
(207 shakes Brera but accidentally falls off the bar.)
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Brera! Come on, wake up!

(Brera grabs onto the beam and swings around, knocking 207 off the bar.)
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Oops.


 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): 207, don't ever... oops.

The final 6
(Texts read Final 6 come up. Though not specified in the episode, they are Z4, CC, C4, Brera, Integra, and NSX.)

(C3 and CC run toward Z4, who kicks them off.)
 * Voices: Yeah!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): There's the evil Z4! He's still in.
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Let's run her over!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Yeah!
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Uh-oh!

(The two hit Integra, and they all fall. Integra and C3 grab CC, who grabs onto the beam.)
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Hey! We're flying!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): You're right! Woo-hoo!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Uh-oh!

(Brera walks to CC and steps on her hand)
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Pull up!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): I... can't! Oh no! Brera? Brera! Help!

(Brera moves his foot off of CC's hand)
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): What is it?
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): You're stepping on me!

(Brera struggles to pull them up, but falls, and grabs onto the beam with his feet.)
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Better?
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Yes. Now pull us up!

(Brera kicks Z4, and he falls off the bar)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Integra! Hold on to my other arm!
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Ha ha! I'm got a new tires so ha!

(Z4 grabs onto C3)
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Hey! Grrr...

(C3 sticks her tongue out at Z4, trying to lick him.)
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Ahh!

(Z4 falls off C3's hand, into the water below.)
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Huh? Wow? Eww! Oh my god! Uhhh... uhhh... Ahh!

(Integra and C3 swing up to the beam.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Nice going, C3. A job well done.
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Integra, let's swing!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): grunts

(C3 pulls CC up, and CC lands on Brera's wheel.)
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Yay!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): C3, alliance, remember?
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Oh yeah!

(Brera falls off.)
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): CC! You're stepping on me!


 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Wha...? Oops.

The final 4
(Final 4: C3, MGF, Integra, and CC. Integra starts running toward MGF to push him off and he falls, but Integra falls too.)

(Final 2: C3 and CC)

(C4 picks Paper and CC picks Scissors)
 * Voices: Yeah!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002) & Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Rock, Paper, Scissors!

(C3 raises her middle finger)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Scissors beats paper! I get to push you off!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Wait, hold on a second! We didn't agree to that!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Look, when I win the island, Are we!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Listen, I'll let you on to the island.
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): C3! This still isn't fair!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Only one of us can win.

(C3 quickly withdraws her finger.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Um, C3? Wrong finger.
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Whoops.

(The episode ends.)
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Ha ha... Anyway! Still, only one of us can win.
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): That's where you're wrong. The two of you both win.
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Wait, we both get the island?
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Nope! You just get to choose the teams. The teams for a much larger, longer battle to win Gran Turismo Island.
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Oh great!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): It's not that bad...

Part 2
(So...)

(Circle appears on Elise.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Hmmm....

(Camera zooms on C3's mouth.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Aha! Elise! Come on down, you can be my ally.
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): Thanks for picking me. Clio wouldn't let me into his alliance!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Then I Choose Cooper S.

(Teardrop gets natural at CC & Elise.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Okay then, who should I choose, Ellise?
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): I don't know. It's up to you.
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): OK, then I'll choose IG. The silent type, right?

(SWIFT Sport turns to Brera, and smacks down Atenza.)
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): Way? Don't she, like, not talk?
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Integra must be stupid. She doesn't even know how to talk yet!
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Z4, be nice!
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Okay?!!

(Brera shakes her head.)
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Brera, you're strong. Beat him up!

(Brera turns to RSX and Clio.)
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): What? You won't? What a wimp.

(Clio approaches Golf IV to poke her. Golf IV starts backing away.)
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): That SWIFT Sport is starting to really get on my nerves!
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): Oh SWIFT Sport, I'll do it! I'll beat him up!

(Clio pops Golf IV.)
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Uh-oh! No way, not again!
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Go Clio!
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): OK, C3's turn.

(Golf IV comes out of the Golf IV Recovery Center.)
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Say Golf IV!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Golf IV.

(Integra starts getting really angry at Clio)
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Yeah!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Hmmm.... how about ST?
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): OK!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): ST!
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): Yeah!
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Since SWIFT Sport is in our alliance, we choose SWIFT!
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): *gasp* They remembered!!!
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Come on people, pick a guy.
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): How about Clio?
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Ooooh, they're in LOVE!
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): Wrong team, Brera, I choose 207 more!
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): *GASP*
 * Citroen C4 Coupe (2004): *GASP*
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Did you just SAY THAT?!
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): He didn't mean to!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): 147, guys?
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Sure!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): OK, 147.

(CC jumps between Integra and Clio, sending ST flying off the screen) (RSX screams while looking at the number 5)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Settle down! Now it's time to pick someone else.
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): Why don't we pick 207, Since clio choose him more!
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): Look, I'm sorry!
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): Umm... Is it really that big of a deal?
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): C4, get over here!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Hey, You didn't choose C4!
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): I approve of that? And what makes you the leader of the group!
 * Citroen C4 Coupe (2004): Yeah, C3, you made a good choice!
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Yeah right, as if!
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): OK, who's left?
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): There's always TT Coupe, he's smart!
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Back to C3's team.
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Hmmm. Ahhhh. Well......... Gee...... I don't know.
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Then who?
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): They're all pretty good. First of all, I would saw Z4 for obvious reasons. Atenza thinks she's too cool to do anything. Brera......no way. She's got issues. Delta is so bouncy and ball. Golf IV, too bossy.
 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): Speak to yourself, C3!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Shush. NSX, seriously, he has joke. And RSX didn't scared of everything! Sharp things...
 * Acura RSX Type-S (2005): Yaaaah!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): ...C4, ...
 * Acura RSX Type-S (2005): Eeeeeek!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): ...Ouch! ...Even Golf IV.
 * Acura RSX Type-S (2005): Gaaaaah!
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Oh, Yeah, So C3, who will it be?
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Uh, (signs) Atenza is the least horrible, I guess.
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006), Ford Focus ST (2005) & Peugeot 307 CC (2003): We choose Golf V!
 * Voices: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!

(Delta lands on C3's platform)
 * Alfa Romeo 147 TI 2.0 (2006) & Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): Brera! Our friend!
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Awwww, really?
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Yeah! (high fives 147)
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006): See, you know how Z4 gets angry at everyone?
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): Um, I don't like where this is going, but yeah.
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006): Well if the other team gets her, He'll become more of an enemy, right?
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): Y-yeah?
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006): So it would just be common sense to choose him for our team!
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): Aw, seriously?
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006): Yeah.
 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): I agree.
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): See, I knew TT Coupe and Golf V had a crush on each other! TT Coupe, Golf V sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G!
 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): SHUT IT 207! I only like TT Coupe in a platonic way!
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Back to C3's team.
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Well, we definitely don't wanna pick DEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLTTTTTY!!!!

(Brera Smiles)
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): BUT WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!

(Brera vomits on RSX)
 * Voices: 1, 2!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Oh... uh... Sorry, RSX. I choose MGF.
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): Oh, no! Wwww...Wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo...RSX!

Naming the teams
(CC's team bickers)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Okay, teams are settled then. Now teams, choose your team name.

(C3's team bickers as well)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Come on! Just choose!


 * MINI Cooper S (2005): TROGDOR!
 * Citroen C4 Coupe (2004): *yells into megaphone*
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Okay, then! I'll choose! C3's team, you'll be called the Squishy Cherries.
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Aww, come on!!
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): And CC's team, you are the Squashy Grapes.

Building of the boats
(A sign that says GO!!! appears)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): The second contest is to build a boat, get in it and row it across the Goiky Canal. If you are the first to cross the line, your team wins. The other team loses and one of their members gets kicked out of the game.

(The Squashy Grapes are having trouble deciding what they should do)

(The team continues to argue)
 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): I have a plan. They're letting us use stuff in the pile of junk. We can use this generator to power the motor and...

(Z4 gets angry and Clio gets pushes Golf V of the cliff into the water. Exclamation marks appear over everyone's heads and they run, pushing MGF whilst Z4 walks away)
 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): Hey hey, are you even listening to me?!!!??!!
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): Hey, of course not. We're not using your plan. It's too confusing to work.
 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): I don't care what you say, I'm still trying.
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): I can push you off if I wanted to.
 * Volkswagen Golf V GTi (2004): You're lying, you wouldn't do that. Your tiny-teeny-tiny little brain wouldn't allow such insanity.

(MGF flies into Clio, who both fall off the cliff)
 * Renault Sport Clio V6 (1999): Uh-oh!

(C4 accidentally hits his finger with a hammer)

(Atenza steps on a nail)
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): Be more careful!

(Atenza flows and falls on more nails)
 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): EEEEEEEEYOWCH!

(15 minutes later)

(The Squashy Grapes are didn't finishing yet)
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Pretty boxy, but okay!

(The Squashy Grapes are finishing their boat)
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Yeah!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Ahem!
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Oh. Uh...

(The Squashy Grapes finish their boat)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Yeah!
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): I'm waiting for that yet.

(CC sticks the motor on, causing the boat to drift away)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Yeah!
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): (Holding Golf IV) These are our oars?
 * MINI Cooper S (2005): (Holding C4 by 147) Me to, I guess?
 * Alfa Romeo 147 TI 2.0 (2006): Cool, I'm an oar!
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Let's get in.
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Motor!

(CC, Elise and 207 manage to jump into the boat)
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): Still waiting!
 * Ford Focus ST (2005): We're so going to win!
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Z4! Your didn't yet! It's drifting away!
 * BMW Z4 3.0i (2002): I'm not going to jump onto it!

Crossing the Goiky Canal
(camera pan to Squishy Cherries, Brera pulls Golf IV up from under the water)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): I feel bad!
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Well, I'm starting to turn on the power.
 * Audi TT Coupe (2006): Woah woahhhhhhhh!

(The boat leaks)
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): *gasps* Don't keep me underwater for thirty seconds!

(Brera jumps into the hole)
 * Acura RSX Type-S (2005): LEEEEEEEEEAK!!!!!!!!!

(A fish bites Brera)

(Brera flies into the air)
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Youuuuuch!

(A giant fish monster seemingly eats Brera)

(Atenza surfaces through the hole in the boat)
 * Alfa Romeo Brera 3.2 (2005): Ahhhhh!

(The Squashy Grapes' boat approaches the Squishy Cherries)
 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): Huh?
 * Citroen C4 Coupe (2004): Yeah, stay there! We need a plug! Huh?

(camera pan to Pencil)

(camera pan to Squashy Grapes' boat)

(The Squashy Grapes' boat flies into the air)
 * Squishy Cherries: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

(Camera pan to wall of Squishy Cherries' boat, which is cracking.)

(The Squashy Grapes' boat flies over many lake monsters)

(The Squashy Grapes' boat flies over the finish line)
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): I'm scared!

(The boat hits the tree and falls into the other side of the canal)
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Uhh, Elise and CC? Hate to break it to ya, but we just passed right by the finish line.
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): Look out! A tree!
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): What?
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996), Peugeot 207 GTi (2007) & Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Aaaaaaah!

(camera pan to Squishy Cherries)
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Oh, this is just great!

(Delta is thrown into the water)
 * Squishy Cherries: Aaaaaah!
 * Citroen C3 1.6 (2002): There's too much weight on this sinking boat! We have to throw someone overboard!


 * Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evoluzione (1991): Uh-oh?

The final leg
(C4 resurfaces)

(The camera cuts to Atenza)
 * Citroen C4 Coupe (2004): *gasps* Huh? Guys! Guys! The finish! It's 20 or so yards away! We can swim there!

(The Squishy Cherries' boat rips apart completely)
 * Mazda Atenza Sports 25Z (2007): But I can't swim!

(Cooper S & SWIFT Sport swims away)
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Come on, Golf IV! Come swim with us!
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): I can't! I have no energy left!

(Objects talking)

(The camera cuts to the rest of the Squashy Grapes floating on Delta, they are all talking)
 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Hey! I hear voices! Hey! It's TT Coupe, Clio, ST, Golf V, MGF and Integra! Uh, all floating on Delta.

(The camera cuts to the Squashy Grapes' boat, CC, Elise and 207 hop out and run towards the finish line)

(The camera cuts to some of the Squishy Cherries, who are swimming towards the finish line, to swim with Cooper S. Zoom in on C3, who is slowly drifting towards SWIFT Sport.)
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): (while running) People! The other team is also getting close!

(The camera cuts to the finish line.)
 * Suzuki SWIFT Sport (2005): Huh? Uhhh? C3! Slow down! *push*

(The camera cuts to a tree as the weather changes to windy.)

(Leaves fly out of the tree. Pan to 207, CC, and Elise as CC into Giant Leaf gets blown away.)

(The camera cuts to 147, who is climbing out of the water.)
 * Peugeot 307 CC (2003): Whoa!

(The camera cuts to Elise and 207, who are still running. Elise slides on her behind while leaving water behind. 207 slips on the water.)

(The camera cuts to the Squishy Cherries, who are all almost out of the water)
 * Peugeot 207 GTi (2007): Whoa! Whoa!

(Elise slides into the finish line's ribbon)

(147 knocks Elise away from the finish line)

(C3 pokes a hole in the ribbon with her spike.)
 * Lotus Elise S1 (1996): Whoa!

(C3 breaks the ribbon. Cut to the Zonba R.)
 * Voices: Poke.

(The contestants' pictures appear as the Zonba R lists them)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): And C3's team, the Squishy Cherries, win. Which means one of the Squashy Grapes is going home. It's time for you viewers out there to decide. Here are the people on the Squashy Grapes team. ST, MGF, Integra, CC, Z4, Golf V, 207, Clio, Elise, and TT Coupe.

(A trophy appears. It says, "First to leave BFDI. That means last place") (title card: Comment to vote! Last day of voting is next episode)
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): Who will leave first on GTI?
 * Pagani Zonda R (2009): I don't know. But it's up to you guys to decide.

(title card: Episode 2 will be released on coming soon)

(The camera cuts to the rest of the Squashy Grapes, along with some of the Cherries, who are still floating on Delta)


 * Volkswagen Golf IV GTi (1998): Uhh, we should get back now.